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IT\'S ALL CRAIG\'S FAULT! - Anonymous
She\'ll either go for Lighthead or Rico first - Anonymous'; a[i++] = 'stairmaster (7:42 pm): i wish i had a quote of the week in my mouth'; a[i++] = 'Shadow Hog: In Soviet Russia, YOU greatly offend THIS! }:O'; a[i++] = 'Mr Creosote (10:12 pm): Shadow: CLIPPING CONTROL!
Mr Creosote (10:13 pm): *Shadow falls through ground*'; a[i++] = 'Blitz (9:36 pm): Acrio and I did it with Rico yesterday
Blitz (9:36 pm): It was fun!
Shinobi of Wind (9:36 pm): ...I think I might just tape it. I can\'t be bothered to stay up until 3:30 AM.'; // a[i++] = 'Lighthead: But that could cause numerous heart attacks
Acriokun: Is that against ezbarf s ToS or something?'; // a[i++] = 'Rishi: I have a confession to make, HSW. I am actually a female.'; // a[i++] = 'Astrid: Do you want a starburst jelly bean?
Acriokun: Yes, but I don\'t own any.
Astrid: -gives you some in pretend land?-
Acriokun: *eats them pretendly*
Astrid: -is pretend happy-'; // a[i++] = 'Not all dolphins are good and kind, some have red eyes. - Vortex'; a[i++] = 'Sonic was completely baffled. Whenever he kissed Tails, he got an entirely different reaction. - Psxphile'; // a[i++] = 'OMG THAT WAS PRICELESS AND THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE ARCHIVED. XD XD XD - WB'; a[i++] = 'Boss Velotix (5:49 pm): @___@ *engages surpression of modern typing style*
Boss Velotix (5:50 pm): *failing... -CENSORED- YOUR MOM -CENSORED!!- -BRITISH PUB LANGUAGE!!-* '; a[i++] = 'Afraid, so afraid, for this woman has already stolen his heart, as deftly as the hamburglar steals burgers, he had expected her to go \'rubble rubble\' as he ran. - Vortex'; // a[i++] = 'stairmaster (5:04 pm): i wish i had a friend'; // a[i++] = 'Darthriddick (5:34 pm): *raises eyebrows* some of you are nut jobs'; // a[i++] = 'Shadowed Spirit Sage (12:18 pm): I had an imaginary friend when I was little who was mute and in a wheelchair. And when I was mad at him, I pushed him down the stairs'; // a[i++] = 'stairmaster (6:45 pm): i hated sonic 2s camera i wanted to see the other side of the level'; a[i++] = 'Wonderbat (7:27 pm): o look, Shadow can finally drive... a Jeep. My prayers have been answered.
Mr Creosote (7:28 pm): Shadow: I\'m the ultimate lifeform, I can chaos control HA HA HA. Oh look, a tricycle. Wheeeeeee!'; a[i++] = 'Wonderbat (7:45 pm): Man, can you imagine if Carmen Sandiego and Waldo from \'Where\'s Waldo?\' had a baby? That kid would be, like, impossible to find.'; // a[i++] = 'hey rico are there gay ppl here or r u just messin - JRapidfire'; // a[i++] = 'Harley Quinn hyenaholic has left at 9:27 pm
Tendo Fan (9:28 pm): There goes all the Sex.
Tendo Fan (9:28 pm): :('; // a[i++] = 'Everyone\'s entitled to their opinion, I just happen to be right. - Shendu'; // a[i++] = 'Harley Quinn hyenaholic (2:36 pm): It\'s wonderful how we can accept that we don\'t fall off the bottom of the planet, but don\'t believe in black and red hedgehogs that run at the speed of sound.'; // a[i++] = 'I never pressed the Alt key. - Ksemanr'; // a[i++] = 'Saffronikku (12:50 am): How come everytime someone copies and pastes something someone says, the time gets pushed back 1 hour?'; // a[i++] = 'Astrid (6:05 pm): If it was Rachael I would bleed on everything, wipe the blood all over my neck and bed and then lay waiting on the couch until she got back. I\'d pretend to be dead.
Astrid (6:05 pm): Then when she started to cry I\'d tell her she\'s weak for showing emotion.'; // a[i++] = 'Tails06 (12:02 pm): No you don\'t know me and frankly you just made cuz payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party, why don\'t u go take the shoes u got and go bump\'em so ur light\'s don\'t get cut off!!!'; a[i++] = 'stairmaster (1:35 am): terg will you marry me
Tergonaut (1:36 am): You drive off my 3rd granddaughter and then you demand to marry me! Such an outrage has never been heard in the 3 Kingdoms!
stairmaster (1:36 am): but can i marry you?'; a[i++] = 'Astrid (12:54 am): Telemarketer call tonight. Is Cyndy there?
Astrid (12:54 am): I\'m sorry she\'s dead at the moment, may I take a message?
Astrid (12:54 am): OMG THEY TOTALLY HUNG UP.'; // a[i++] = 'It has sex in the title. Did you think I wouldn\'t be along? - Harley.'; // a[i++] = 'Craig (7:52 pm): One man with a plastic face appears in your bed, he\'s a king
Craig (7:52 pm): another man with a white plastic face appears in your children\'s bed and he\'s Michael Jackson'; a[i++] = 'Human Database (5:34 pm): i went out today!!!
TrudiSpeed (5:35 pm): =O!!!!
Lighthead (5:35 pm): You left the house?
Human Database (5:35 pm): indeed
Lighthead (5:35 pm): QOTW!!!!!
Lighthead (5:35 pm): >.>'; a[i++] = 'Thunder1 (12:30 am): Yeah, Bubonic was banned for some time once
MiStaBuBoNiC (12:31 am): 10 days in rico\'s closet
Rico (12:31 am): He tried to seduce me'; // a[i++] = 'chapter 39
craig looks up to see the beautiful harley bending towards him, she uttered to him... "lets have sex". craig was shocked, though slightly aroused.'; a[i++] = 'Lighty (9:11 pm):
Us: \"Are we moving yet?! Are we moving yet?! Are we moving yet?!\"
Vec: \"I\'LL TURN THIS FORUM RIGHT AROUND IF YOU DON\'T STOP!!!\"'; a[i++] = 'Austin Jones (8:13 pm): HSW is a mom
Austin Jones (8:13 pm): ...
Austin Jones (8:13 pm): *mod'; a[i++] = 'Rico\'s my favorite deviant :) - Jimro'; // a[i++] = 'Mike1204 (2:11 pm): Im leaving this chatroom because people don\'t know what Emo is.'; // a[i++] = 'Wonderbat: THE APES ARE EVOLVING. SOON THEY WILL COLLECTIVELY RISE UP AGAINST THEIR HUMAN OVERLORDS AND CREATE AN ALL-CHIMP WORLD WHERE CHIMPANZEES CAN LIVE IN PEACE.
We have to convince the Gorillas, Orangutans, and Mandrills to join us before it is too late, as I fear it is already too late for the Baboons.';
a[i++] = 'I\'d say I\'ve had to do more drive wipes as a result of Norton crapping out than due to problems caused by the viruses it protects you against. ~ Cycle';
// a[i++] = 'shadows girl (5:40 pm): what do i sopose to do with a book?';
// a[i++] = 'stairmaster (2:22 am): he is like the yoda of romance minus the midgetry and broken grammar';
a[i++] = 'Sailor Evil (10:06 pm): cya
Sailor Evil has left at 10:06 pm
Lighty (10:06 pm): HOLY CRAP
Zigglina (10:06 pm): .....he said bye
Lighty (10:06 pm): He said cya before he... left
Lighty (10:06 pm): HOLY CRAP
Zigglina (10:06 pm): dude qotw';
a[i++] = 'Wes (2:06 pm): Do you UK people get your own movies or do you get the same theatrical releases we do?
THS (2:06 pm): I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF AN AMERICAN ACTOR AND THE LAST FILM I WATCHED WAS "THE GREAT SCONE HEIST"';
// a[i++] = 'Like bad topics through CJ\'s stomach
So are the days of our PiEs. ~ DivineDragoonKain';
a[i++] = 'Acrio you creepy, perverted, weirdass ambigious gender/sexuality negahedgefoxthing! ~ Craig';
a[i++] = 'Wes (9:21 pm): I\'M MORE CONFUSED THAN A BABY AT THE TOPLESS BAR :(';
// a[i++] = 'PhilTH (11:38 am): I hate Wonderbat she\'s a n00b';
a[i++] = 'Jigsaw (9:29 pm): I am under the influece of the White Life Force Diamond
Shifty Prowers (9:29 pm): Cocaine?';
a[i++] = 'Welcome! You have entered [MiStaBuBoNiC in Rico\'s Closet] at 8:16 pm
Human Database (8:16 pm): DON\'T COME IN WE\'RE NAKED';
a[i++] = 'Rico (11:27 am): you pay for games?
Rico (11:27 am): I mean um... Roms are bad. They steal money and kill babies';
a[i++] = 'Pat L Hedgehog: And there\'s no use arguing with you cause I\'m just wasting my time with illerates like you.';
a[i++] = 'Maddog13 (12:03 am): you\'re too quiet
Rabid Rodent (12:03 am): I eat children.
Maddog13 (12:04 am): k.........................';
a[i++] = '"How do i become admin I want to ban people" -Anonymous';
// a[i++] = 'stairmaster (1:18 pm): no one ever likes it when i am naked';
a[i++] = 'Sailor Evil (12:47 pm): singing in chats just doesn\'t work
Deckman (12:48 pm): VOICECHAT
Sailor Evil (12:48 pm): that would likely cause the singing to work even less';
a[i++] = 'Happy Geo (12:50 pm): back
Happy Geo (12:50 pm): and with *the best bagel ever*
Happy Geo (12:50 pm): oh bagel... you complete me';
a[i++] = 'Sober Geo (4:34 pm): silly mortals
Sober Geo (4:34 pm): if i partaked in this arr pee-ing
Sober Geo (4:34 pm): i would slay you all with my fictional ness';
a[i++] = 'Acriokun (2:58 pm): My mom called me shallow =|
Acriokun (2:59 pm): Because just because someone wears a tophat it makes me respect them';
a[i++] = 'Boston (4:01 pm): We ain\'t going to hell in a handbasket anymore
Boston (4:01 pm): Now it\'s like a supersonic jet';
a[i++] = 'Need I explain this again? Since the insult "gay" is overused and laughed at anymore the kids needed a new one. Hence "Emo".
~Rico (Emo Gerbil)';
a[i++] = 'Wes (2:06 pm): Do you UK people get your own movies or do you get the same theatrical releases we do?
THS (2:06 pm): I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF AN AMERICAN ACTOR AND THE LAST FILM I WATCHED WAS "THE GREAT SCONE HEIST"';
a[i++] = 'VCP responding to Sonic movie:
TETRIS THE MOVIE
AL PACHINO AS L-SHAPED BLOCK
R RATED LOL 
';
// a[i++] = 'Mew teleports herself and Painting to Prof. [insert name here], where Painting can get his first pokemon^^
Painting (9:45 pm): What the?
Painting (9:46 pm): Prof. Oak: >> Get out of my lab
Painting (9:46 pm): But I need a pokemon
Painting (9:46 pm): Prof. Oak: *points a gun*';
a[i++] = 'Schnippshly: I did not make this topic so it could be turned into some kind of... Place where people enjoy themselves!';
a[i++] = 'CTSucks 007 (2:51 pm): BEHOLD MY RETURN AND TRIUMPH!
Deckman pushes CT off the internet
CTSucks 007 has left at 2:51 pm';
// a[i++] = 'elevator man!!!1 (4:42 pm): in my own little reality your all naked
elevator man!!!1 (4:42 pm): and not furries
elevator man!!!1 (4:42 pm): and not male';
// a[i++] = 'Rabid Rodent (8:43 pm): There\'s a hacker in my house. I had a hotdog sitting on my desk, and now it\'s gone.';
a[i++] = 'Acriokun (1:21 am): I\'ve eaten twice my daily reccomended saturated fat in less than a minute before
Acriokun (1:21 am): Damn you cheesecake :(
Acriokun (1:21 am): Damn you to hell
Nuchtos (1:22 am): If cheesecake is going to hell, I\'m coming after.';
// a[i++] = 'Blaze (5:43 pm): If I didn\'t have firewalls, you people would have like, little cameras sticking out of my computer filming me.';
// a[i++] = 'Acrisnow (4:02 pm): If the sun were to flicker off for a whole second would we all die?
Sailor Evil (4:03 pm): well if its mass disappeared yes
Hot Sexual Winter (4:04 pm): would a second be long enough for the lack of gravity to do much to the orbit though?
Acrisnow (4:05 pm): According to quantum physisist Oprah Winfrey, if the sun were to dissappear, it would be her will and all would come to her for light';
// a[i++] = 'stairmaster (12:59 pm): how can you be water? without your hydrogen?';
// a[i++] = 'SH: <(:3 I don\'t trust it. *removes hat* >:3
JESUS CHRIST IT\'S A LION GET IN THE CAR';
a[i++] = 'WB: So does this mean that Big the Cat is gonna eventually become Fat Buu?';
a[i++] = 'MSNBC: Some eighth graders got an early start on April Fool\’s Day when they handed out doughnuts laced with laxatives to classmates, but it was no laughing matter when five were ticketed by police.
Spiner Storm: Man.
Gone are the days when we can make someone go poopy. =(';
a[i++] = 'Aeva: My rabbit wouldn\'t stop humping the dog and it made mutant rabbit-dog creature thingies.';
a[i++] = '
what is this crime against nature ~ Deck';
a[i++] = '
~ Rabid
He layed awake at night, wondering if there really was a Dog.'; a[i++] = 'Aeva: Dog is dead. Dog remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become dogs simply to appear worthy of it?'; a[i++] = 'Craig: Man... you know we\'re geeks when we know which exact stage a picture is depicting and go as far as to CORRECT it in which stage it should depict.'; a[i++] = 'Shadow Hog: In Soviet Russia, YOU greatly offend THIS! }:O'; a[i++] = 'CastorTroy: What, did your monocle fly off comically as you exclaimed "Well I never!" at the audacity of that hooligan for rocking out on Guitar Hero in the middle of that most civilized of retail establishments, Wal-Mart?'; a[i++] = 'Rabid Rodent (6:04 pm): my math notebook was filled with doodles
Rabid Rodent (6:04 pm): like a sad bear head saying "I poop in the woods"'; a[i++] = 'Justdaja (11:37 am): thats my goal in life...to be qotw\'d
Sailor Evil (11:38 am): qotw ;D
Justdaja (11:38 am): goal achieved, I can die happy now!!^^'; a[i++] = 'Xagarath: Really apathetic people don\'t even reply to this topic.
.....
...
..
Dammit.'; a[i++] = 'Forumer A: I\'ve got an idea for the Sonic comics but I can\'t tell you what it is.
Forumer B: Is it about Metal Sonic Armies?
Forumer A: AARGH! Get outta my head! ~ Miss Puar'; a[i++] = 'VCP responding to Sonic movie:
TETRIS THE MOVIE
AL PACHINO AS L-SHAPED BLOCK
R RATED LOL
';
a[i++] = 'Zedian (10:51 pm): They may not be fat in body, but they are fat in spirit';
a[i++] = 'Acrio: Can Wacko Jacko mean one person please, this is getting confusing.';
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